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  1. Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  2. Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  3. #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
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omegas-maxie:

melkior:

send hELP

Is this Pikmin.

Posted 1 week ago

murallamuerta:

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

WTF JAHAJAHAJA
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heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

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Nightmare

(Source: st-pam)

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yeahwriters:

Mmmm the good life

Posted 1 month ago

get to know me meme | [1/5] celebrity crushes

"Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull." - Natalie Dormer

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aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

image

Why is it always Norway

Posted 1 month ago

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

Posted 2 months ago